Thursday, November 30, 2006

The DaJasper Code

The "cool parent" is shown here giving genius lessons to the child prodigy. This particular book contained a series of numbers shrouded in coded mystery by a diabolical looking bunny. The bunny hints in the text that the secret of life could be revealed by cracking the set of numerals contained therein. Jazz shrugged off the challenge, citing a logical deduction that such a code is highly improbable coming from a cartoon bunny. The "cool parent" was proud of the correct and quite advanced conclusion.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Just Messin' Around

Jazz in Wonderland














I'm late, I'm late- for a very important date. No time for clothes, no time to wait. I'm late, I'm late- for a very important date.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Happy Hallowe'en




Trick or treat.... JabberJaws was the most collossal shark I ever saw- until now.....Happy Hallowe'en everyone!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Jazz just bought stock in a paper towel company....

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Glamour Shots can kiss Pops' skinny white.....face.


The little man is smitten with his mommy.

Monday, September 11, 2006

After flying from the top ropes with his patented leg-drop, Jazz "The Destroyer" pinned his opponent quickly. He posed and flexed for the crowd while unleashing a torrent of expletives to taunt future opponents.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Look Pops, I'm already faster than you.



(just getting a little camera-fancy, forgive me)

Friday, September 01, 2006

Is my rally hat on right Pops? You think they'll take the Wild Card without me?

Monday, August 14, 2006



Coming to theatres in 2036, ....Jazz Daniels is the new 007, James Bond in "Hugs and Deadly Kisses"

Saturday, August 12, 2006


"Could I get a little privacy please? Are there no secrets in this house?"

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I beholdin' the most beautifulest boy around.....You think the ladies are gonna like him?
At over 22 lbs. and around 29 in. at the six month mark, it's safe to say that the boy doesn't miss many meals. Jen and I have kicked around the idea of feeding him the clothes that he outgrows as soon as we buy them.

Monday, August 07, 2006


In the first image, Jen and I earn the little man's trust with tickles, giggles, and funny noises. He is entertained and loved.


In the second image captured a few short minutes later, we violate that trust by making him look like some strange baby King Tut... Doesn't he look like he wants to kick a little a**.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

A giggle from Jazz makes life worth living.

He rolls 'till he can't roll no more....instant video superstar!

Friday, July 28, 2006




The following is an excerpt from an upcoming article in Baby Supermodel Magazine:

"The life of a world famous baby supermodel must be tough. Take Jazz Daniels for instance. He is constantly hounded for handprints and never has a waking moment to be by himself. The situation has caused him to lash out recently by demanding his own edible trailer, a constantly filled bowl of M&M's (with all of the green ones picked out for some odd reason) and that his two personal assistants are with him on-set at all times. But despite recent rumors on the baby modeling circuit, Jazz swears that his 'spit-up episodes' are in no way an effort to keep his weight down. He has also missed a couple of recent shoots because when he rolls over onto his stomach, he cannot move and throws a tantrum. Despite all of the recent scuttle-butt, Jazz remains one of the most widely sought models and highly respected by his peers."