As told to me by Jazz this afternoon: "Ok, so let me get this straight Pops. I only work every five days by throwing a little white ball 85-95 mph with my left arm and get paid millions for it. Uh-huh....and you say that I don't have to work in the winter and the longest I would possibly have to work is 20 years. And girls...they would like me too? Upon reflection I would have to say yes, please strap my right arm down please. Train my left arm to be a bolt of lightning. I'd like this life of which you speak.....Goo-goo-ga-ga-and stuff"